10 Reasons Santa Claus Doesn't Dive

(By the readers of www.scubadiving.com)

• 10) He's jolly enough without getting narced.
• 9) Still mourning the mysterious disappearance of his dive buddy, Frosty the Snowman, while diving in the Bahamas.
• 8) He hates it when his dry suit leaks and his fuzzy red woolies get wet.
• 7) Rudolph's nose shorts out under water.
• 6) His sleigh failed Marine and Harbors inspection.
• 5) He's nervous because great white sharks have made the "naughty" list for 25 years running.
• 4) Wet suits not available in "jolly old elf" XXXXL sizes.
• 3) That big white beard makes it impossible to get a good seal on his mask.
• 2) Have you tried to get 32 fins on little reindeer feet.
• 1) His elf-produced wooden regulator is dangerous at any depth!